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Rush Limbaugh: Tina Brown's Written Lap Dance for Bill Clinton
RushLimbaugh.com ^ | 9/22/05 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 09/22/2005 4:44:01 PM PDT by wagglebee

Last night, even while suffering the ravages of the virus that has overtaken my body, even though I am still here in the process of fighting these ravages, I was diligently preparing for this program. And I ran across what I think is the first written lap dance I have ever encountered. It is a Tina Brown column in the Washington Post. The biggest lap dance ever written is about Bill Clinton. I know lap dances used to be free in the Oval Office, but the guy's gotta get some money somewhere, he's giving away his food and booze, so he's gotta get some money somewhere. This piece on Bill Clinton by Tina Brown, is, I don't want to read the whole thing to you. It's vomit city. It is really gag city. Never before has such an inconsequential man, let alone a president, received so much attention. The big line in this story, I guess the money quote from Clinton, is this. (doing impression) "You know, I told this to these people gathered at my forum over the weekend, I said, 'We are so arrogant because we are obsessed with the present. I've reached an age now where it doesn't matter whatever happens to me. I just don't want anybody to die before their time anymore.'"

Now there are two ways of interpreting this. One way of interpreting this is that in his previous years, he was okay with people dying before their time. The other way of interpreting this is that he wants to do something positive to help people as far as their health is concerned, because only now in his personal circumstances is he realizing here how little he did when he was president. For example, he says, "I just don't want anybody to die before their time anymore." Yeah, like those 800,000 were killed in the genocide in Rwanda, or like the one thousand, the 792 to 1,000 that died in the Chicago heat wave in 1995, or all the Americans who died in terrorist attacks during the 1990s, or how about innocent people being slaughtered in Iraq, they died before their time. And so now Bill Clinton just doesn't want anybody to die before their time anymore. I have a friend who actually saw this story before I did, and he said, "Rush, I wiped off all the vomit on my keyboard and screen after reading the most arrogantly fawning elitist puff piece by Tina Brown in the Washington Post on Bill Clinton. I can't print it all on this page because the dry heaves just start up all over again, so I'll just focus on the very end of this embarrassing adolescent breathless prose," and that's the money quote that I just gave you. But this declaration, "I just don't want anybody to die before their time anymore," that captured Tina's truly tiny imagination. She felt so strongly about this comment that she gave it Albert Schweitzer and Mother Teresa status. Really, this piece, we'll link to it, it's at it Washington Post site if you want to go there and try to find it. I urge caution. We'll link to it on our website today but it is, folks, the first written lap dance that I think I've ever read.

Washington Post: Bill Clinton, Beyond The White House -Tina Brown


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: billclinton; dittoheads; impeached42; lapdance; rushlimbaugh; tinabrown; washingtonpost; x42
This was one of the funniest monologues I've ever heard Rush do!
1 posted on 09/22/2005 4:44:03 PM PDT by wagglebee
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To: wagglebee

Huh! No mention of Chinese condoms.

How refreshing!


2 posted on 09/22/2005 4:45:38 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Carry Daily, Apply Sparingly.)
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To: Doctor Raoul

This was a title worthy of you!


3 posted on 09/22/2005 4:46:25 PM PDT by sauropod (Polite political action is about as useful as a miniskirt in a convent -- Claire Wolfe)
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To: wagglebee
" I just don't want anybody to die before their time anymore.'"

Well Slick, a lot of us are hoping you do. I can use the day off.

4 posted on 09/22/2005 4:49:16 PM PDT by bfree (PC is BS)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Okay, since you asked. . .


5 posted on 09/22/2005 4:49:56 PM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: wagglebee

Yer killin' me........


6 posted on 09/22/2005 4:54:29 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Carry Daily, Apply Sparingly.)
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To: wagglebee
Dear Tina, You wrote:

Now after the Iraq debacle, the ballooning deficit and the aftermath of Katrina, Americans are pining for grounded leaders in public office, too -- leaders who have moral conviction, yes, but also the gnarly, dexterous ability to think things through.

The irony is that no one would have believed that Clinton -- the king of spin, who went out under a cloud of indecency five years ago -- could climb back to such credibility.

Thats not irony. That is opium induced delusion

7 posted on 09/22/2005 5:09:52 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: wagglebee

..... almost as funny as the "Bill Clinton Library, Trailer Park, and Massage Parlor."

At "Bill's Afterhours Club," ladies required to drink for free (lol).

~Scott~


8 posted on 09/22/2005 5:14:08 PM PDT by jscottdavis_for_48th_district (J. Scott Davis http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jscottdavisfanclub ...... Onward To Hollywood)
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To: wagglebee
This was not an easy read. The rehab of Clinton seems to be going forward without credit to President George Bush for cleaning up the many messes the co-presidents left behind. Every thing Brown mentions as derogatory for this country began on Clinton's watch. The Katrina aftermath and Louisiana politics of corruption were part and parcel of the corruption so savored by the RATS. Till the day Pres Bush leaves office a REPUBLICAN SOMBODY will STILL have to be wiping Clinton's nose and hauling out his garbage. I saw a tabloid at the grocery checkout today that headlined Laura Bush feuding with Hillary over Slick Willy's slamming her husband George on the Katrina response. I hope Laura Bush talks some sense into her father-in-law and her husband about their attempts to make a silk purse out of this putrid sow's ear of an ex IMPEACHED president. The man infects anybody he is in close contact with and President George Bush should stay the hell away from him.
9 posted on 09/22/2005 5:14:53 PM PDT by mountainfolk (God bless President George Bush)
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To: wagglebee
Hey Tina; those "fake CEOs" are no doubt liberals. And you ar right; they are as fake as a $3 bill. No CEO in his right mind would do what those guys did to their own companies!

So, be sure you don't miss the next flight back to your home Planet Bimbo!

Cause your Monica-Wannabe act ain't sellin' here!

10 posted on 09/22/2005 5:18:06 PM PDT by Constitution1st (Never, never, never quit - Winston Churchill)
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To: wagglebee

I had just finished reading her article on BJ, when Rush said he had read the first written lap dance. I immediately quessed what he was referring to!!!!


11 posted on 09/22/2005 5:43:10 PM PDT by go-ken-go (q)
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To: wagglebee
Jounalistic Sodemy
12 posted on 09/22/2005 5:50:31 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul (If Osama Was A Piece Of Ass - Clinton Would Have Nailed Him)
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To: wagglebee

On Clinton's face these days is a look of wry, judicious knowingness.

Oh, Tina, I'm waiting for the day
when I can hear someone say,
"He looks good, so, so lifelike."
"They really did a good job on his nose!".


13 posted on 09/22/2005 6:08:16 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: wagglebee

It won't be long before we will see them being sold at WALMART! Get It? ChiCom... WalMart!!!


14 posted on 09/22/2005 6:25:50 PM PDT by AMERIKA
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To: Doctor Raoul
"Jounalistic Sodemy"

my beeber is stuned~!

15 posted on 09/23/2005 8:09:25 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
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