[longshadow]

I certainly can't prove that you're wrong. Therefore ...

I refuse to abandon Pastafarianism unless the Godess permits me to touch her with MY Noodly Appendage.....

[PatrickHenry]

I refuse to abandon Pastafarianism unless the Goddess permits me to touch her with MY Noodly Appendage.....

I filed my application for the position of Consort long before your obscene post. And as for your appendage, I doubt that Her Divinity would even notice it.