To: longshadow; Vive ut Vivas
I refuse to abandon Pastafarianism unless the Goddess permits me to touch her with MY Noodly Appendage..... I filed my application for the position of Consort long before your obscene post. And as for your appendage, I doubt that Her Divinity would even notice it.
136 posted on
09/22/2005 11:11:15 AM PDT by
PatrickHenry
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To: PatrickHenry; longshadow
Of course I wouldn't notice it. I'm not omniscient, remember?
:-(
To: PatrickHenry; longshadow
And perhaps I can have many Consorts. I'm flexible, I'm a swinger.
To: PatrickHenry; longshadow; Vive ut Vivas
"I filed my application for the position of Consort long before your obscene post. And as for your appendage, I doubt that Her Divinity would even notice it. It sounds like longshadow isn't really firm in his desire to be the consort of Her Divinity. Noodly appendages aren't really of much use to a Goddess, considering the stiff competition available.
172 posted on
09/22/2005 1:38:08 PM PDT by
b_sharp
(Science adjusts theories to fit evidence, creationism distorts evidence to fit the Bible.)
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