To: Howlin
I enjoy telling my grandson, 5, off-color knock knock jokes.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Awgo
Awgo who
Awgo poop in a shoebox.
Warning: Your daughter-in-law will not like it.
Kids that age also want to know about their ancestors and how they died.
The great, great, great, great, great. great, grandfather was a gigolo.
He was shot by a jealous husband.
He told that to his kindergarten teacher.
To: Temple Owl
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Awgo
Awgo who
Awgo poop in a shoebox.
LOL! Can I borrow that?
1,988 posted on
09/22/2005 12:57:11 PM PDT by
cgk
(When the BIG ONE wipes out Hollywood can we call it Bush's Fault instead of the San Andreas Fault?)
To: Temple Owl
LOL.......you sound like my husband!
We can't even remember what we did for fun before we "got" them. And we give them anything they want, let them stay up late, and suck sugar all the time they are here. :-)
We have had to start watcing our language lately because, as you know, they repeat everything. And they have begun to "squeal" on us. At their other grandmother's house they stood up at the dining room table IN THE CHAIRs and started singing "Happy Birthday to PlayDoh" -- when told "we don't stand in good chairs and sing at the tables," in unison they said, "Mimi let's us!"
2,003 posted on
09/22/2005 1:01:59 PM PDT by
Howlin
(Yeah, I'm a BushBot.....so what?)
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