Posted on 09/21/2005 10:31:14 PM PDT by doug from upland
Tornadoes hit the Midwest...destruction reigns
A DUmmy jumped from his roof...he's driven insane
Bank robbers hit Wells Fargo and took the vault
The NEW YORK TIMES is on it...they write it's Bush's fault
My, oh, my...someone tell us why
He's causing havoc...when will we impeach this guy
It hailed in Cincinnati...the game was called
A gay performer by his own tiger was mauled
You find your curly fries had way too much salt
The NEW YORK TIMES is on it...they write it's Bush's fault
That will go on forever...they write it's Bush's fault
Eruptions of volcanoes have just begun
Some kids at Wally World...did not have much fun
On his shirt Michael Moron had spilled his malt
The NEW YORK TIMES is on it...they write it's Bush's fault
My, oh, my...someone tell us why
He's causing havoc...when will we impeach this guy
In Chappaqua a guy found out he has AIDS
GM has just discovered that their bright red paint fades
Ted gave a girl a ride home...guess the result
The NEW YORK TIMES is on it...they write it's Bush's fault
That will go on forever...they write it's Bush's fault
You forgot the Jet Blue airbus' landing gear going out of whack...that's Bush's fault, too.
I wrote about that in a parody piece a few hours ago.
Could I have the link? I'm sure it's a blast.
That link had some funny stuff. My first question would be, if Bush is the antichrist, why hasn't he snuffed the *ssclown who did the website.
Thats a good question, I don't know...That page is pretty old so he may have done something to him...I just think it's hilarious...Wanted everyone to see it..
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