When Satan tells him to "assume the position", he's not gonna like it.
Oh, I don't know. I suspect he's so numbed on so many levels that he could take almost anything (insert horrible back-alley porno here). I had the unique privilege of drinking with the late Tip O'Neal who had no shortage of derogatory stories about Senator Kennedy. Frat-boy antics at middle age and beyond are not funny. That man has no business in any position of responsibility. Please, Republican Party, take him out once and for all for the good of our nation. Ted's resume' of traitorous actions would find him swinging from a lamp post in any other country. Vote him out!