[RWR8189]

I thought everyone knew it was Karl Rove and George Bush that caused Katrina, not the Japanese Mafia!

This guy has to get his conspiracy theories right!

[GovernmentShrinker]

And we thought the global warming explanation was silly!

[Finger Monkey]

Don't be discriminatory.

There are many different kinds of conspiracy theorists.

They are all special.

Their thoughts are all valid, and should be listened to sincerely.

And they are all winners!

[satchmodog9]

Someone has been listening to George Noory late at night.

[Thrusher]

All your Yakuza are belong to Karl Rove.

[Fenris6]

Lemme put on my Polaris costume and flux flux flux the hurricane down.

sheesh.

[My2Cents]

[Lauretij2]

I have a coworker who is very convinced that the Russians are guiding the hurricanes at us for economic warfare.

[Capn TrVth]

All I can say is: "It's a good thing I ordered my Peenman Enterprises Turd-Vaporiser." -General Jameson and I will be fully stocked with plenty of fresh water and piping hot Chili, if you'd care to stop by the bunker, ;>

-I know, I know... I'm not sayin', -I'm just sayin' ;>

[oldleft]

[dynoman]

I remember reading Popular Mechanics around the year 2000 when they asked the top 20-50 scientists what they thought the next century would bring. I was surprised and amazed how many of them said man would be able to control the weather. I don't think that means actually making a hurricane, but more in a general sense like moving the jet streams. The Russians were supposedly using Tesla technology and were able to generate localized magnetic fields that would move jetstreams back in the 80s. I remember the drought we had in the 80s in the uppermidwest, the normal jetstream had split right over the drought area. You could see that it was split on all the weather maps. Anyway I still have that PM article I could look it up if you want.

[Billthedrill]

"It's laughable to think it could have been manmade."

It certainly is. The Reptilians from Zeta Reticuli are anything but human.

[infidel29]

I don't know, he sounds like a hurricane expert, being in Idaho and all. Isn't it in what they call "hurricane alley"?

(/sarc)

[rockabyebaby]

Does the looney left know about this? LOL!

[Sender]

[Ruddles]

Hyata! Call UltraMan on Atomic Princess phone! Alert Science Patrol to pile into Corvair and take corners on two wheels in pursuit of Yakuza Creature! Also call young guy reporter, Dr Science and, beautiful daughter in high heels! Broadcast on all channels! Destroy all Hurricaines!

[dynoman]

For all the skeptics;

"Others [terrorists] are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves… So there are plenty of ingenious minds out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak terror upon other nations…It's real, and that's the reason why we have to intensify our [counterterrorism] efforts." *

Secretary of Defense William Cohen at an April 1997 counterterrorism conference sponsored by former Senator Sam Nunn. Quoted from DoD News Briefing, Secretary of Defense William S. Cohen, Q&A at the Conference on Terrorism, Weapons of Mass Destruction, and U.S. Strategy, University of Georgia, Athens, Apr. 28, 1997.

[Rockpile]

And don't forget that the Yakuza Gangster Weather Machine is located in

KYOTO !!!!!

[mmercier]

For some reason I am unable to resist these threads. Like hot dogs and onions I must partake knowing well they will make me nauseous for a day.

Every time some formerly competent zipper head burns out and falls onto the conspiracy theory cricket someone posts a thread.

This guy may have his moment of fame on America Overnight, but unless he has a book, a good web site, and develops a following he will just remain a burn out.

These people are better off trying to crank out plausible fiction or scifi.

[ishabibble]

IMHO, this guy is just trying to steal Allah's thunder(you should pardon the weather pun!).

Katrina may have been a huge ill wind, but look how the citizens of TX are now reaping the benefits of America's crash course on emergency preparedness. My prayers and best wishes for all the folks from the Keys to Houston.

[tiki]

What better way to cover your tracks than paying the Japanese Mafia to do your work.