Posted on 09/21/2005 3:01:29 PM PDT by RWR8189
This guy has to get his conspiracy theories right!
And we thought the global warming explanation was silly!
There are many different kinds of conspiracy theorists.
They are all special.
Their thoughts are all valid, and should be listened to sincerely.
And they are all winners!
Someone has been listening to George Noory late at night.
All your Yakuza are belong to Karl Rove.
Lemme put on my Polaris costume and flux flux flux the hurricane down.
sheesh.
I have a coworker who is very convinced that the Russians are guiding the hurricanes at us for economic warfare.
I think George Noory has had this nut job on his show.
All I can say is: "It's a good thing I ordered my Peenman Enterprises Turd-Vaporiser." -General Jameson and I will be fully stocked with plenty of fresh water and piping hot Chili, if you'd care to stop by the bunker, ;>
-I know, I know... I'm not sayin', -I'm just sayin' ;>
Ehrumma, they WERE named Ivan and Katrina!
-What more proof do you need ;>
I know someone that has taken a harsh tone with George over his blatant bush-hatery.
-As expected, Noory takes GREAT pride in his reputation as a Bush Loather, inciter of panic and seer of Shadow Rodents.
Noory, Rather, = Iraqi Information Ministers...
Yeah, but Rita's not a very Russian name! :)
Ah, brings back memories of my youth...Dad, my sister and I, making our own protective headgear. I tell you, those were the days. Yes sir, we lovingly crafted our tin foil hats out of real tin foil, not that cheesy stuff known as Aluminum foil people use these days. Heck, in my youth, had you shown up with anything other than real genuine tin foil on your head, you would have been run off as an imposter and accused of being a commie.
I remember reading Popular Mechanics around the year 2000 when they asked the top 20-50 scientists what they thought the next century would bring. I was surprised and amazed how many of them said man would be able to control the weather. I don't think that means actually making a hurricane, but more in a general sense like moving the jet streams. The Russians were supposedly using Tesla technology and were able to generate localized magnetic fields that would move jetstreams back in the 80s. I remember the drought we had in the 80s in the uppermidwest, the normal jetstream had split right over the drought area. You could see that it was split on all the weather maps. Anyway I still have that PM article I could look it up if you want.
Yes, this storm was created by the vacuum of viewers rapidly leaving MSNBC.
It certainly is. The Reptilians from Zeta Reticuli are anything but human.
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