Tell him you have better things to do that his mindless blather.
Posted on 09/20/2005 4:16:34 PM PDT by Dittohead68
I just got such a kick out of this that I just HAD to share......
I passed around an e-mail that pointed out the various flaws of the local and state govt plans in LA during Katrina, and a friend that I immensely enjoy "tweeking" replied back to me. I have been doubled over laughing ever since. God, where do I start with a response back to him? Or should I even bother????? Anyone who can write this stuff with a straight face (and under a fifth of whiskey) is a lost cause.......
"I have tried to ignore the spew and talking points you have sent but will reply to this one.
I do not know the source of this Rovian Doublespeak but assure you that if a Federal Government considers invoking "Insurgency Acts" to Federalize anything in my country I want the Head Honcho Facsist Arrested and tried for High Treason. I applaud the Govenor for not allowing the Political Coup to occur.
Many details are lacking from your article. Like the stonewalling by the Fed for reconstruction of the precious barrier wetlands and barrier islands necessary to curtail stormsurge to a manageable event and what an abject engineering and environmental debacle the levy systems were in concept and practice to begin with.
You can be proud to live in a Fascist Country where Lies are truth and truth are lies. All thanks to 25 years of preparation by the likes of Karl (Satan) Rove and the ultimate puppet idiot GW.
These people are not Republicans! Are you completely insane? The only explanation is they are direct decendants of Hitler or they are the seed of alien abductions 40 years ago. BIT REPUBLICANS HA!?
The spending and rape and pilaging of the Treasury is the story here. Opened the doors to graf and corruption, do it in the name of Jerry Falwell and rob America Blind. That's what happened here and the saddest part is that otherwise intelligent well meaning people like yourseld became brainwashed co-conspirators.
Thanks for destroying America. Just know that when the time comes...after they have come for the catholics and you said nothing and they came for the Jews and you said nothing and they came for the chrisitians and you said nothing they will come for you and there will be no one left to say anything.
If you are not in the 1% they will come for you. If you ever try to raise a family and have to face the hate and abuse that those of us that have, do, every day and worry about your grandchildren dealing with this monstrous debt of thieves you may get it.
I hold you responsible as I do everyone that still thinks it is ok to rape the statue of liberty."
ANY SUGGESTIONS????
"Email your commie friend this."
E-mail sent. Can't wait for his head to explode.
Just make a simple reply, saying: "Thanks for the laughs but I would appreciate it if you would discuss the facts and not your mental state."
I was just kidding. I recently had a friend, whom I thought I knew, start to quote Fahrenheit 911. He said it must all be true or they'd have MM thrown in jail for libel.
I just changed the subject. What's the point?
Leeheeheeeheeeeeeehee, LeeHEE, Leeheeheeheeheehee, LeeHEE, Leeheeheeheehehee, LeeHEE, Leeheeheeheeheehee, Leeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee, Leeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee, Leeheeheehee-heeeeeeee.....vi's....
Like, wow, man, whoever wrote that has the robotic slogans down pat.
Tell him you have better things to do that his mindless blather.
Who's your friend, Cindy Sheehan?
I hold you responsible as I do everyone that still thinks it is ok to rape the statue of liberty."
ANY SUGGESTIONS????
Tell him you'll pray for him.
[Then watch the fireworks really go off.]
Seriously, you can't respond to such diatribe. Tell him you wish him well and whatever you do, stay above the fray.
Tell him you have better things to do that his mindless blather.
OOps I meant to say "Read" his mindless blather
"I recently had a friend, whom I thought I knew, start to quote Fahrenheit 911."
The last friend of mine to be stupid enough to talk about that movie with me got her head ripped of for it. She didn't know what to say - all she had was what the movie said - that's it. I even SHOWED her proof that it was BS, and offered Slate colums that ripped the movie to shreds. She had the same attitude. If there wasn't truth to it, he would've been in jail. I offered her the 911 Commission (kangaroo court) testimony from Richard Clarke (nutjob) who testified to the fact that it was HE who made the infamous Bin Laden family decision - not Bush. She just said "ok, ok" and has never brought it up again.
I would like to think she knows better than to talk crap without having documentation to back it up (at least around me).
That movie is a real sore spot with me.
Seems like one may have led to the other in this case.
An English friend told me that Steffi is referred to as "the Sour Kraut".
Other than bit@h slapping the idiot the next time you see the whining idiot, nope, no suggestions.......
Yeah -- The Betty Ford Clinic.
Take his name and phone number and e-mail address out of your address books and tell him you never want to even hear rumors about him again. He sounds dangerously unhinged.
I have a friend who is a diehard union fool that I play racquetball with. He is so ignorant on current events and policies that I can't even bring up politics or finances or anything anymore. We meet, play racquetball then say goodbye till next time......
There are times in your life where you have to draw a line on friendships or forever keep your mouh shut.
Man, that would have to hurt.
Wasn't that part of the Groucho Marx routine? Oh, we'll Passover that one.
Walk up to your friend, and with a completely straight face, say:
"I've given what you said a lot of thought, and I have to admit that it really made me think about how wrong I've been..."
Then start laughing hysterically and say "Sorry, I thought I could get through that without laughing."
Should fix your problem.
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