Posted on 09/20/2005 4:16:34 PM PDT by Dittohead68
I just got such a kick out of this that I just HAD to share......
I passed around an e-mail that pointed out the various flaws of the local and state govt plans in LA during Katrina, and a friend that I immensely enjoy "tweeking" replied back to me. I have been doubled over laughing ever since. God, where do I start with a response back to him? Or should I even bother????? Anyone who can write this stuff with a straight face (and under a fifth of whiskey) is a lost cause.......
"I have tried to ignore the spew and talking points you have sent but will reply to this one.
I do not know the source of this Rovian Doublespeak but assure you that if a Federal Government considers invoking "Insurgency Acts" to Federalize anything in my country I want the Head Honcho Facsist Arrested and tried for High Treason. I applaud the Govenor for not allowing the Political Coup to occur.
Many details are lacking from your article. Like the stonewalling by the Fed for reconstruction of the precious barrier wetlands and barrier islands necessary to curtail stormsurge to a manageable event and what an abject engineering and environmental debacle the levy systems were in concept and practice to begin with.
You can be proud to live in a Fascist Country where Lies are truth and truth are lies. All thanks to 25 years of preparation by the likes of Karl (Satan) Rove and the ultimate puppet idiot GW.
These people are not Republicans! Are you completely insane? The only explanation is they are direct decendants of Hitler or they are the seed of alien abductions 40 years ago. BIT REPUBLICANS HA!?
The spending and rape and pilaging of the Treasury is the story here. Opened the doors to graf and corruption, do it in the name of Jerry Falwell and rob America Blind. That's what happened here and the saddest part is that otherwise intelligent well meaning people like yourseld became brainwashed co-conspirators.
Thanks for destroying America. Just know that when the time comes...after they have come for the catholics and you said nothing and they came for the Jews and you said nothing and they came for the chrisitians and you said nothing they will come for you and there will be no one left to say anything.
If you are not in the 1% they will come for you. If you ever try to raise a family and have to face the hate and abuse that those of us that have, do, every day and worry about your grandchildren dealing with this monstrous debt of thieves you may get it.
I hold you responsible as I do everyone that still thinks it is ok to rape the statue of liberty."
ANY SUGGESTIONS????
The average liberal type benefits more from their relationship to the average conservative type, than the average conservative type benefits from their relationship to the average liberal type.
Don't ever come to the rescue or aid of these undependable folks. It's an unbalanced relationship favoring them, and on top of that they will take delight in questioning your smarts, character, savvy, etc.
Liberals like to remind us how smart they are. What help could neanderthals like us give?
Until conservative begin attaching real consequences to liberal antics (and they haven't, it's a failure of our side), they will only encourage antics to get worse and worse. That's where it's gotten us.
"You can be proud to live in a Fascist Country where Lies are truth and truth are lies."
You should ask him if he listens to Al Frankin and is he a member of Al's fan club. Sounds to me like he might be a founding member. lololol Maybe you could get him Al's book for Christmas.
"Well at least we know that they are coming for the Catholics first this time."
OMGOSH ROFL
Any suggestions?
Yeah, tell your friend to stop getting his news from dumbocrat websites.
I have a couple of liberal friends as well. Both great guys, hard working family men but both liberal. But if ever I was in trouble those two would be the first I'd call. I've known them for many years and I'd help them at the drop of a hat.
- although. I really should add that never in a million years would one of my liberal friends would write an email like the one that started the thread.
(1) I would have to have a really low opinion of myself and of the value of my friendship, to waste friendship on a liberal - especially one that far down the food chain.
(2) To get rid of liberals, try sending them gruesome pictures of dismembered Iraqis with lots of approving comments. That seems to do the trick. (Whatever works, AFAIAC...)
There are several good articles here at FR from reputable newspapers - but you'll have to dig them out.
A couple of them tell the story of the environmentalists who SUED TO KEEP THE LEVEES FROM BEING FIXED.
If the guy wants to blame somebody .. he should at least have the facts. And .. just keep feeding the FACTS. Ignore the character issues. This person obviously believes repubs are horrible people. FACTS can help change that.
Also .. a few sentences from The Constitution which show that the FEDS don't have the right to just take over a state - it's the state's responsibility to ASK FOR HELP - which Blanco CLEARLY DID NOT DO.
Good luck .. you'll need it. But remember .. Rush has callers all the time who claim to have been just like this guy. The secret was they were overwhelmed with the truth and began to come to their senses.
And .. don't take it personal.
This quote comes to mind...Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
I think the quote is from Ann Coulter (and I don't know how to post a pic so if mentioning Ann requires a pic, someone else will have to do it). :)
"I had a "friend" like this. I truly did a lot of praying and thinking about it and I decided to let the friendship go. I don't need people with such hatred in their hearts in my life. It's insidious and it only gets worse. Believe me. I've never regretted my decision."
I agree 100% with you. I have started to pay less attention to people like these. They are so far deluded that they will never see the light. It's much easier for my blood pressure to avoid them.
haha I didn't know you were allowed to say 'small pensi' on the intarweb.
Which is exactly why I responded the way I did. I've got a couple of left-of-center friends too, but if any one of them sent me that sort of whacked out screed it would be sayonara.
BTW ... welcome to FR
You had me LOLing at "I do not know the source of this Rovian Doublespeak"
You need to reply to this guy in the same language he is speaking. What is that language called in "Alice Thru the Looking Glass"? Is it jibberish?
You donated your automobile to the IRS? Or did they levy on it?
"Opened the doors to graf
Well, she is kinda cute -- I think opening the doors was a good move:"
I always enjoyed listening to her play tennis! :>)
He got all "hurt" and wanted to know if it was "nice" of me to say that to him. I told him that ignorance is curable and when he was cured we could have another conversation.
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