Reminds me of the old joke about the old man who finds the talking frog. The frog trying to convince the old man that she really is a beautiful young woman who would cook and clean and fulfill his wildest fantasies for the rest of his life if the old man would only give her one kiss and release her from her amphibious prison...
"At my age? I'd rather have a talking frog." he replied as he stuffed the frog into his pocket.
By the way, if the power goes out, keep the freezer door closed and if the power is out for more than a day, fire up the Kingsford Charcoal, invite the neighbors to do the same and have a feast!
Good one! LOL