Posted on 09/20/2005 4:32:18 AM PDT by Stoat
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Jamaica Gleaner - LETTER OF THE DAY - A grave crime dilemma - Tuesday September 20, 2005
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That's not good, mon.
welcome to jamrock!
No more Aruba.
St. Maartin?
Kingston Town:
Verse 1 - Down the way, where the nights are gay,
and the sun shines daily on the mountain top,
I took a trip on a sailing ship,
and when I reach Jamaica I made a stop.
Verse 2 - Sounds of laughter everywhere,
and the dancing girls swing to and through.
I must declare my heart is there,
thou I've been from Maine to Mexico.
Verse 3 - At the market you can hear,
ladies cry out while on their heads they bear,
acky rice, salt, fish are nice
and the rum is fine any time a year.
Verse 5 - Down the way, where the nights are gay,
and the sun shines daily on the mountain top,
I took a trip on a sailing ship,
and when I reach Jamaica I made a stop.
Chorus - But I'm sad to say,
I'm on my way,
won't be back for many a day.
My heart is down,
my head is turning around,
I had to leave a little girl in Kingston Town.
Final Verse - Sad to say,
I'm on my way,
won't be back for many a day.
My heart is down,
my head is turning around,
I had to leave a little girl in Kingston Town.
No more Aruba.
St. Maartin?
Try the Cayman Islands, esp. Cayman Brac. Spectacular SCUBA diving, if you're into that sort of thing.
From my recollection of my WONDERFUL vacation there a few years ago:
Seven miles long
Three miles wide.
Three policemen who share one police car.
Crime? I asked a local lady about that and she said "Oh, you need to stay away from that bad boy on the bicycle over there. He's a troublemaker"
If a 'bad boy on a bicycle' is the extent of their crime wave, that's fine with me :-)
WARNING: You won't want to leave :-)
Go off the tourist plantations at your own peril.
Im my best Jamaican accent. Don't worry...be happy.
Jamaica has banned all law-abiding civilians from owning any firearms...for decades.
The result: out of control crime with armed gangs fighting each other in open street battles.
Jamaica has gotten bad. Cruise ships are taking them off the itinerary.
The Jamaica Star Thugs beat cabbies
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Midnight basketball is the answer/sarc
Midnight disappearances are the answer.
Isn't Harry Belafonte blaming Bush ???
I like his music. But he's effing loco on his politrics.
Harry, stick to singing. Don't make a further DEMONcr@p out of yourself.
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