Was the pig name "Babe?"
A farmer was taking a pig with one wooden leg on a walk in town one day . . . on a leash. A man stopped the farmer on the sidewalk and tried to satisfy his understandable curiousity by asking, "Why does your pig have one wooden leg?"
"Let me tell you about this pig. This is ONE SPECIAL PIG! About two months ago I spent all day Saturday cleaning out the underbrush in the woods behind my cabin. When I finished at the end of the day, I went back to the cabin, ate dinner, and went to bed. I was so tired that I slept incredibly soundly. The cabin caught fire during the night. I didn't know it, but the pig did! Just before my cabin crashed down upon me in a pile of burning embers, this pig grabbed me and dragged me out of the cabin, saving my life. This is one special pig!!"
"Yes, I can see he's special, but why does he have one wooden leg?" asked the man again.
"Let me tell you something else about this pig. About a month ago, the pig and I were taking a relaxing Sunday drive in my pickup truck. The pig was sitting in the front seat with me. All of a sudden, something made me sneeze violently. I lost control of the truck, ran off the road, and hit a tree head-on. The crash knocked me out cold. The truck caught fire. Just before the pickup exploded in a big ball of fire, the pig once again came to my rescue. He grabbed me and dragged me to safety. This is REALLY a special pig!!!"
Now obviously agitated at not receiving an answer to his seemingly simple question, the man yelled, "OK, so he's special! Why does he have ONE WOODEN LEG?!?!?!"
"Well, good grief, man. A pig that good, you can't eat him all at once!"
Me too!
That little piggy would have gone to market - as chops, loins, roasts, hams, etc.
OK, I bit. I had a vision of a giant boar running down the streets of Amman, Jordan while mohammedheads by the dozens jumped off bridges to escape the curse of the Koran.
About a year ago, I was driving down a fairly busy St. in Ft. Worth, Tx. when I saw a rather large, black and white goat with a collar and bell around his neck, wandering along the side of the road.
I turned around and followed him. He went into the back part of a fenced yard and parking lot of a business. I went to the office and tried to explain to the one person working there, who only spoke Spanish that was a goat in his back lot. Eventually he followed me and I pointed out that there was a "cabritto" , the only remote word for goat in Spanish that I knew in his parking lot.
I don't know what happened to the goat or if they ever found the owner or if he wound up as tacos.
What is a crafty pig called? CunningHAM.
That must be Some Pig. It was Radiant.
this pig should be sent to Gitmo........to be kept as a pet by the guards
Huh! I thought that this was an article about the Clinton's