No you couldn't make it up--it would seem too farfetched to be reality!
I can see him asking the mayor of Dallas if they can just become co-mayors together. What a nutjob! LOL!
How're the Bosses? How are the ones in your family who have had to deal with the aftermath of Katrina?
The bosses are being bosses. Nothing new there.
All hands accounted for in SE Louisiana. The only one who is unhappy is the oldest sister. No, she's not unhappy about Katrina and I haven't spoken to her. She's just unhappy all the time! :-)