MANHANDS: Where are you going?
DEMOCRAT VETERAN: I seek Frank Zappa! I have seen him, here in this neighborhood!
MANHANDS: No! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zool!
DEMOCRAT VETERAN: What is it?
MANHANDS: Oh, wicked, naughty Zool! He has been setting alight to our beacon, which I just remembered is Zappa-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.
DEMOCRAT VETERAN: It's not the real Zappa?
MANHANDS: Oh, wicked, naughty, evil Zool! Oh, he is a naughty person, and he must pay the penalty, and here in Anthrax Park, we have but one punishment for setting alight the Zappa-shaped beacon. You must tie him down on a bed and spank him!
PROTESTERS: A spanking! A spanking!
MANHANDS: You must spank him well. And after you have spanked him, you may deal with him as you like. And then, spank me.
VARIOUS PROTESTERS: And spank me. And me. And me.
MANHANDS: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
PROTESTERS: A spanking! A spanking!
MANHANDS: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
PROTESTERS: Oral sex! Oral sex!
DEMOCRAT VETERAN: Well, I could stay a BIT longer.
MOTHER SHEEHAN: Sir Democrat Veteran!
DEMOCRAT VETERAN: Oh, hello.
MOTHER SHEEHAN: Quick!
DEMOCRAT VETERAN: What?
MOTHER SHEEHAN: Quick!
DEMOCRAT VETERAN: Why?
MOTHER SHEEHAN: You're in great peril!
DEMOCRAT VETERAN: Look, I'm fine!
MOTHER SHEEHAN: Come on!
DEMOCRAT VETERAN: Now look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
MANHANDS: Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
PROTESTERS: Yes! Tackle us single-handed!
MOTHER SHEEHAN: No, Sir Democrat Veteran, come on!
DEMOCRAT VETERAN: No, really, honestly, I can go back and handle this lot easily!
MANHANDS: Oh, yes, let him handle us easily.
PROTESTERS: Yes, yes!
DEMOCRAT VETERAN: Wait! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!
MANHANDS: Yes, yes, he'll beat us easily, we haven't a chance.
PROTESTERS: Yes, yes.
MANHANDS: Shit.
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