"In a few hours...(John f'n Kerry Fund-raising email - Major BARF Alert!)

9/19/05 | John f'n Kerry

[Lunkhead_01]

Note to Gigolo John:

Why don't you and Teresa give some of the money she inherited from John Heinz to the relief effort? Say $100 million or so. Neither of you are likely to miss it ... except we know you two won't even spend a dollar to buy your own beer.

[TomGuy]

That email is a tad late, apparently, but Kerry managed to insult his audience/host university, anyway:


Senator John Kerry's Speech at Brown University

"Thank you for your invitation to be here. It’s rare for me to speak at a university like Brown. Usually I don’t speak at a football factory. "

[manwiththehands]

Maybe he will share with us his "secret plan" to get us out of Iraq!

[digger48]

Still think a lot of yourself, don't you John?

Release all those mmilitary records yet? Hmmmmm?

[samadams2000]

A traitor revealed. Wow we dodged a bullet.

[Frank_2001]

Now , seriously- is Johnny Gigolo actually considering running again? Don't make me laugh.......

[pipecorp]

"When I was in vietnam, we had hurricanes that make this katrina seem like a mere fart in a breeze. All these candy-assed republican fema pussies wouldn't have lasted the time it took to burn a draft card, and that's why the relief effort has been such a failure...... ad nauseous..."

[BigSkyFreeper]

Sincerely

He hasn't been sincere in his entire life, why start now?

[got_moab?]

What a complete ass!! I guess the best way for Kerry to improve the country is to spend Sunday in Loudon and Monday giving some shitty speech to a bunch of lemmings.

[Pessimist]

"..I will deliver a major address.."

What kinda person calls a speach they are going to make a "major address"?

Oh yeah... John Kerry

[EternalHope]

Who's John Kerry?

Does anybody care?

[bfree]

It's time for each and every one of us to say what needs to be said -- with the full force of our convictions, with nothing held back. This speech is my attempt to do exactly that -- and your response to my call to action will define the work of the johnkerry.com community far into the future.

Hey John, here's what needs to be said-STFU!!!!!No one cares what you have to say as a second guesser.

[Hi Heels]

He was in 'NAM? I thought he was in Korea with Nixon.

[302damnfast]

>> Who's John Kerry?

I dunno, but I heard he was in 'NAM.

[freema]

they are all going to get bruised trying to knock each other out of the way to get to the light.

[nascarnation]

I think we need to organize the Shrimp Boat Veterans for Truth to set old JFK straight on the gulf coast issues

[freema]

That, dearheart, was good!

[SueRae]

John who?

Irrelevant then..and still is.