Yep. I'm pinging PJ-Comix, 'cause there's enough fodder for an episode or two of Dummie Funnies...
Pop some popcorn and go from there...
I have some marshmallow flavored popcorn, some hot peppered popcorn, and some butterfinger-flavored cocoa that I laid in for Ophelia's dark and stormy nights-
somehow, plain popcorn just doesn't seem flavorful enough for the day.