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At which point the poll worker leans forward, sniffs, and says, "Smells bad...has no social graces...and is wild about grass. Harry! We got another Libertarian here!"

I feel as though I owe you for you are doing all of my footwork and saving me from many posts! ; )

LoL!

Great post!

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I feel as though I owe you for you are doing all of my footwork and saving me from many posts! ; )

You kiddin' me? This was the most fun lead-up to a punchline I've had in a long, long time!   :o)

Tell ya what. I'll buy you your beverage of choice, you buy me my beverage of choice, we'll toast and call it even. Deal?   :o)