You kiddin' me? This was the most fun lead-up to a punchline I've had in a long, long time! :o)
Tell ya what. I'll buy you your beverage of choice, you buy me my beverage of choice, we'll toast and call it even. Deal? :o)
St. Pauli Girl....
If THAT doesn't work, then 2 double Martini's in one glass!
It isn't a deal if your choice is more expensive....
LMAO!