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To: Caipirabob

We've gotta change the marriage vows.

"I _____ take you ______ to be my lawful wedded ______, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, until we are parted by death. This is my solemn vow."

Change to:

"I vow that I'll stay until I don't."


It'll shorten the ceremonies.


10 posted on 09/18/2005 3:41:11 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It!)
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To: xzins

Actually, my wife attended a wedding where a friend of hers (major atheist) and her guy (major dick...and atheist) were getting married by a justice-of-the-peace and their vows included "until our love ends."

Talk about leaving yourself an easy out.


86 posted on 09/18/2005 7:22:58 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater (The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.)
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