[kayak]

Ya know some people say that not Biden's own hair. That's a damnable lie. You pay $6,000 for something, you own it. That's what I say.

ROFL!!! That is a classic ... it's downright Steyn-ish.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Credit Burt Reynolds, on the Carson Show. He said that Joan Rivers said that that wasn't he own hair. He said that's a damn lie, you pay $3,000 for something you own it.