[SauronOfMordor]

Did you hear about the woman who saved some man's sperm from oral sex, impregnated herself, and got a court to force the man to pay child support?

On another thread a while back, a guy mentioned a girl he was seeing whom he once caught retrieving his used condom for that purpose.

He then started carrying around a small bottle of hot sauce and putting some in the condom when he tossed it in the bathroom trash

When he heard the screaming start, he put on his pants and left

[Slings and Arrows]

The Oral Sperm Thief thread.

[.cnI redruM]

That's funny! Tuna with Tabasco!

[Rca2000]

I tend to think you are both joking, or that that those are both "old wives" tales. NO sane person would do something like that.

[NYC Republican]

LOLOL!!!

[Utilizer]

Lol. Never heard THAT one before, mate. I do remember an old friend whose girlfriend deliberately got herself pregnant from him one night when he was extremely intoxicated. I still wince when I visualize him standing in court attempting to explain that he should not be paying for child support because he had never had any intention of fathering children with the girl, and she had ignored his wishes. Needless to say, the judge did not care and the support was ordered. He has never seen the child and to this day he swears she did it deliberately.