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To: rickmichaels
No, we in the VRWC did it with our sub-orbital laser weapons. By heating the dirt with our partical beam laser, it caused the dirt to soften, thus releasing it's cohesiveness, and allowing it to melt, thus releasing the levee. Then, we at the VRWC HQ (see pic) popped the tops on some brews and HAW-HAWed over it all.

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3 posted on 09/15/2005 3:10:07 AM PDT by highlymotivated (If American ever falls, a STINKING LIBERAL will be behind it.)
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To: highlymotivated
"No, we in the VRWC did it with our sub-orbital laser weapons. By heating the dirt with our partical beam laser, it caused the dirt to soften, thus releasing it's cohesiveness, and allowing it to melt, thus releasing the levee. Then, we at the VRWC HQ (see pic) popped the tops on some brews and HAW-HAWed over it all."

Wait a minute.

I thought I was a member in good standing of the VRWC. I paid my dues (which, by the way, went up this year), and I have attended the required number of meetings. I even have been instructed on the latest secret handshake.

I was told that our sub-orbital laser devices (not to be called "weapons" outside the confines of the VRWC) were ultra-Top-Secret.

Am I wrong? Is #1 still upset because I didn't compliment him on his tie at the VRWC Annual (Secret) Dinner?

21 posted on 09/15/2005 5:39:09 AM PDT by chs68
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To: highlymotivated

Pinky the Brain wants to see you in his top secret chamber RIGHT NOW.


48 posted on 09/15/2005 8:48:57 AM PDT by lastchance (Hug your babies.)
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