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Company: Store Clerk Urinated Into Soda, Making Customer Ill
local6 ^ | 09-14-05 | local6

Posted on 09/15/2005 1:58:56 AM PDT by ChristianDefender

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To: ChristianDefender

"Do you happen to have a Mountain Dew?"

"Urine luck."


21 posted on 09/15/2005 4:48:41 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

That's quite funny. Wish I could come up with stuff like that this early in the morning...


22 posted on 09/15/2005 4:58:00 AM PDT by queenkathy (Dear God, I have a problem; it's me.)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG; queenkathy
"Do you happen to have a Mountain Dew?" "Urine luck."

Better than a "Mountain Dew Dew"

23 posted on 09/15/2005 5:01:49 AM PDT by Labyrinthos
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To: Popman

Oh contrair... this loser will end up in federal prison. Tampering with products is a felony ( remember tylenol?) The feds will come down on this guy hard to make an example out of him.


24 posted on 09/15/2005 5:01:50 AM PDT by Walkingfeather
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To: Caipirabob
After the Tylenol murder ,/I>

youre showing your age - ask some twenty or thirty something if they remember that LOL

25 posted on 09/15/2005 5:07:26 AM PDT by Revelation 911
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To: Revelation 911

ooops </I>


26 posted on 09/15/2005 5:07:55 AM PDT by Revelation 911
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To: Revelation 911
I took the bate on another thread about our childhood icons dying off. I said something to the effect that "Jeanie, Mary-Anne AND Ginger were ALL HOT" when I was a kid. Yes, "Matt Mason" and "Hot Wheels" were the big thing when I was a kid. Heck, it's practically "The Golden Days" compared to what kids have to deal with now.LOL!
27 posted on 09/15/2005 5:22:41 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: ChristianDefender
Why does this remind me of a scene from Dumb and Dumber where the motorcycle cop pulls over Lloyd and Harry?

Motorcycle Cop: "You fellas been doin' a bit of boozin' have ya...suckin' back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?"
28 posted on 09/15/2005 5:31:38 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Proud member of the 21st century Christian Crusaders)
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To: ChristianDefender

If that happenned to me, I'd be waiting for that wise citizen after work with my baseball bat in hand. When he returned to work the next day, he'd look like a badly bruised dreamsicle.


29 posted on 09/15/2005 5:32:14 AM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (The liberals promised to move to Canada but they lied . . . bwaaaaah.)
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To: Popman
Exactly. Publix is making certain this isn't a Wendy's style 'finger in the chili' fraud.

I'm glad that Wendy's followed through and cleared their name, instead of doing what most lawyers would advise: settle and attach a gag order.

If the claim against Publix is real, the man who drank the soda will have the legal muscle to crush this small chain. A good reason for them to not claim responsibility until all the facts are known.
30 posted on 09/15/2005 5:54:30 AM PDT by shadowman99
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To: ChristianDefender

"Does have a little wang in it. Good, though."


31 posted on 09/15/2005 6:08:13 AM PDT by Newbomb Turk (I am sick of playing nice.)
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To: Caipirabob
That's Major Matt Mason to you pal!

(c8
32 posted on 09/15/2005 6:34:02 AM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: Newbomb Turk
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....


33 posted on 09/15/2005 6:41:00 AM PDT by petercooper (Mark Levin for Supreme Court Justice.)
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To: Newbomb Turk

One of my favorite all-time flicks!!!! VOOOOL-A-RE!!!!


34 posted on 09/15/2005 6:44:30 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: drlevy88

Here's how it went. "Siiiip, ha ha ha haa haaaa, siiiippp, haha haha ha ha, hey this tastes funny."


35 posted on 09/15/2005 6:46:25 AM PDT by stevio (Red-Blooded American Male (NRA))
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To: drlevy88

When Dew came out in the 60s the bottles used to have the hillbilly on it with an outhouse in the background and another hillbilly running for it. The bottles had a number of different versions of "Bottled by..." on them. "Bottled by Clem", "Bottled by Jim", etc. All a joke back then and it went along with the color of the soda.


36 posted on 09/15/2005 7:06:46 AM PDT by RJS1950 (The rats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: gracex7

Maybe he thought he was swilling Wolf Whiz Ale..


37 posted on 09/15/2005 8:14:54 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: DB

I am sure Publix will agree with any charges the state will bring against this sicko freak.


38 posted on 09/15/2005 4:13:13 PM PDT by Popman (In politics, ideas are more important than individuals.)
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To: shadowman99
...legal muscle to crush this small chain????

Look up who you are talking about. It's been tried before.

Small is not a adjective I would use in the same sentence as Publix.

Link

20 Billion a year in revenue.

,

39 posted on 09/15/2005 4:24:41 PM PDT by Popman (In politics, ideas are more important than individuals.)
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To: Newbomb Turk

LOL! , I have the DVD my friend!


40 posted on 09/15/2005 4:27:13 PM PDT by cmsgop ( I DON'T C.A.I.R. !!!!!!!!!)
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