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Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride' (She claims that rollercoaster got her pregnant)
News.com.au ^
| September 12, 2005
| The Australlian
Posted on 09/13/2005 10:40:13 AM PDT by Cowman
Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride'
From: From correspondents in Hassloch, Germany September 12, 2005
FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears at the news that a woman who had been barren for several years has conceived thanks to a ride on a particularly fierce rollercoaster.
Nayade Elbing, 28, and her husband Arnold had been trying to have children for several years and had consulted doctors in the hope of scientific help in their quest. But according to their doctor, Thomas Gent, it was G-force, rather than hitting the G-spot, that made the difference.
After making love at home, Elbing and her husband visited their local entertainment park in Hassloch, Germany, which boasts one of the world's fastest and most acrobatic rollercoasters, dubbed Expedition GeForce.
A week later, tests showed Elbing was pregnant.
"We believe that she conceived due to the G-force of the rollercoaster ride," Dr Gent said.
Cuban-born Elbing has since given birth to Leandro Elias - who has been given a lifetime pass for free rollercoaster rides.
TOPICS: Germany; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bumpitybumpbump; fertility; pregnant; prickinguptheirears; prstunt; rollercoaster; weirdnews; yesyesyesyesyes
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To: Darksheare; nicmarlo; sweetliberty
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
Chaos and humor at the same time is multitasking..
*thinks about it*
I can do that.
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posted on
09/13/2005 7:31:45 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Borax Queen; nicmarlo; sweetliberty
Been on any coasters lately?
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posted on
09/13/2005 7:32:47 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Borax Queen; Darksheare; nicmarlo; sweetliberty
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
thought you could do that, darks! ; )
To: nicmarlo; Darksheare; sweetliberty
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
];-)
I'm innocent, see?
Not corrupting anyone here.. honest!
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posted on
09/13/2005 7:39:34 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Darksheare; Borax Queen; sweetliberty
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
Dunno how I can do that, but I can.
169
posted on
09/13/2005 7:40:24 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
I'm innocent, see? suuuure.
To: nicmarlo; Borax Queen; sweetliberty
Been awhile for me.
2001 or so?
I dunno.
No pregnancies came about from it.
Hi BQ!
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posted on
09/13/2005 7:42:19 PM PDT
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Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
I'm glad for you darks...because, there'd have been a major problem otherwise.
To: Borax Queen
long time no see...
how are ya???
To: Cowman
Free rides?? Sweet!
What if he doesn't like coasters?
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posted on
09/13/2005 7:44:23 PM PDT
by
Danae
( Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
I am!
I'm not luring women onto a roller coaster..
This is bound to become a new euphemism..
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posted on
09/13/2005 7:44:50 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: nicmarlo; Darksheare; sweetliberty
Nice to see you! Thank you for all the pings I have ignored - just too slammed at work!
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
I'm not luring women onto a roller coaster.. HAH!!!
To: Borax Queen; nicmarlo; sweetliberty
Yikes!
Sorry about that!
But again, good to see you!
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posted on
09/13/2005 7:49:55 PM PDT
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Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: AmishDude
I thought g-forces only affected sperm.
To: AmishDude
I thought g-forces only affected sperm.
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