Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride' (She claims that rollercoaster got her pregnant)

News.com.au ^ | September 12, 2005 | The Australlian

[Cowman]

Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride'

From: From correspondents in Hassloch, Germany September 12, 2005

FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears at the news that a woman who had been barren for several years has conceived thanks to a ride on a particularly fierce rollercoaster.

Nayade Elbing, 28, and her husband Arnold had been trying to have children for several years and had consulted doctors in the hope of scientific help in their quest. But according to their doctor, Thomas Gent, it was G-force, rather than hitting the G-spot, that made the difference.

After making love at home, Elbing and her husband visited their local entertainment park in Hassloch, Germany, which boasts one of the world's fastest and most acrobatic rollercoasters, dubbed Expedition GeForce.

A week later, tests showed Elbing was pregnant.

"We believe that she conceived due to the G-force of the rollercoaster ride," Dr Gent said.

Cuban-born Elbing has since given birth to Leandro Elias - who has been given a lifetime pass for free rollercoaster rides.

[Darksheare]

You had to ask!

[Darksheare]

LOL!!

"It's all i how you undulate."

And nw I'm having visions of belly dancers.

[Revolting cat!]

Your photo on your profile page looks totally different than the photo you posted. Now, what's up with that?

Lemme answer that. That's a photo of Jesus on her profile page, dummy!

[KC Burke]

This just in...

I did not have rollercoaster with that woman, Miss Elber-whatiss...

Wm. Clinton

[blackie]

I was on a couple of those rides in my jaded youth ~ 'acrobatic joyride' indeed. ;);)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Love on a roller coaster!!

[blackie]

Ya can't beat it ~ it's like a sore ****. ;)

[Rebelbase]

You can just look at a picture of a roller coaster and get pregnant.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

AH the old lets do it till we're soregasms.

[blackie]

Ah yes ~ those were the days. ;)

[Hegewisch Dupa]

she REALLY made a great show an awesome one.....

[Tax-chick]

I don't have to look at a picture of a roller coaster to be pregnant!

[toddlintown]

Was she on dem "Wild Pimmel?"

[Revolting cat!]

There was a a lady in Deutschland, 
who couldn't herself get pregnant,
She rode a carney with husband Arnie,
And...

(We'd better stop here - the next rhyme may be unsuitable for a family forum)

[windcliff]

ping

[nicmarlo]

: )

[nicmarlo]

I deny performing any experiments on the human population involving spawning evil minions.

sl, he needs that "not my fault" t-shirt. : )

[nicmarlo]

Sssssh! People will tlak!

: )

[Darksheare]

There's a tee-shirt now?

And I missed it?!

[nicmarlo]

Yeah...sl posted that she saw someone wearing a shirt that you should have worn....

how'd that go, sl???