When you've got a name like Schumck
You've got to be good, or have luck.
But when your name is Schumer,
It is certainly no rumor:
You're only a Putzhead, dear Chuck.
Good one! We've got A Freepers' Book of Chuck Schumer Limericks in the making.
Chuck Schumer is the worst sort of a male chauvinist pig
Here's a question that Chuckie would dodge--
"Can a woman belong to your lodge?"
Female Masons he'd thwart,
But he'd help gals abort
His thinking is such a hodge-podge.