LOL! No, please, show me no mercy! Screw me into the ground with your superior knowledge. Make an example out of me. I'm your humble student.
The scholarship + student loans.
I paid those loans off in less than 2 years.
I am very proud of that.
If you are not a liberal when you are young, you have no heart.
If you are still a liberal when you are older, you have no brain.
I was just like you back then.
I thought I knew it all and I leaned left.
But taxes and family and taxes and bills and taxes and car insurance and taxes and deadlines and did I mention taxes will change you.