Odd News From the Russian Front

The Morning Paper | 09/11/05 | vanity

[genefromjersey]

Odd News From the Russian Front

I was glancing through Russian news sites today, and came across some odd stories.

The oddest of all came from ----------------------------

Pocatello, Idaho : Meteorologist Scott Stevens , who is Weather Anchor for NBC News Channel 6 in Idaho, claims Japanese Yakuza gangsters used KGB-invented electromagnetic storm generators , broadcasting signals from ground-based microwave transmitters to create Hurricane Katrina, and to steer it into the Louisiana/Mississippi Gulf region.

But-but----WHY ?

It seems the Yakuza wanted to make a fortune in the Commodities Market, AND, while they were at it, pay back the United States for Hiroshima.

Mr. Stevens bases his statements on the work of another researcher,Tom Bearden; who, according to Stevens, says Yakuza and Aum Shinrikyu (death cult) teams studied weather control in Russia, under the direct supervision of KGB/ FSB agents.

The Russians then sold their storm generators to the Japanese plotters-who have been generating hurricanes for a few seasons now – just for practice.

( Dang ! And here I thought it was the Illuminati doing that stuff ! )

Volgograd: You will be relieved to learn a middle-aged Russian engineer-who nearly cut himself in half with a chain saw – has survived.

Apparently the engineer was at his dacha , trying to saw a log , when the saw “kicked back” ,and hit him in the chest.

In spite of his wounds – ( doctors say he resembled one of those “visible man” internal anatomy models )-the engineer tried to drive himself to the hospital, but was talked out of it by friends.

The engineer has been in the hospital for 12 days , and has a set of stitches that looks like something out of an old Frankenstein movie. He is quoted as saying – a bit ruefully – “I should have used a protective apron.”

The doctors ( who don’t seem to have any concerns about patient privacy ) say they know the engineer rather well ; having patched him up following two automobile accidents, and a cleanup assignment at Chernobyl.

Makhachkala,Dagestan : ( Easy for you to say ! ) Police have detained 3 local residents and an out-of-town visitor on counterfeiting charges.

The foursome had sold off $ 49,000 in counterfeit US dollar bills by the time police became suspicious.

It seems one of the group was in possession of a $ 1,000,000 US banknote-fake of course – and an accompanying (false) certificate of authenticity.

(Apparently, there was something a bit “off” about the certificate…)

The foursome may be prison-bound , but apparently this is not an altogether unpleasant experience in some areas.

St. Petersburg: A Penitentiary Service Inspector became suspicious after discovering a woman who appeared to be a call girl – inside the grim walls of Kresty Prison.

The young woman said she had been visiting, and had lost her purse, but the Inspector was not fooled . Nyet ! Not for one minute !!

The Inspector summoned assistance, and reviewed the prison’s surveillance tapes : learning- to her dismay- certain inmates – who had money- were able to order up in-cell-delivery of call girls.

One segment of the tapes even showed a call girl – dressed in the uniform of a Penitentiary Service Inspector – being chaperoned to a cell by one of the Deputy Wardens.

( I don’t even want to THINK what that was all about ! )

[wildcatf4f3]

ok, the whole world is crazy

[arthurus]

Is there a Brooklyn Bridge across the Dnieper?

[beyond the sea]

Coast to Coast stuff........... but check out this:

Weather Modification Advisory and Research Board - Bill S517

http://www.willthomas.net/Convergence/Weekly/Weather_Modification_BillS517.htm

[beyond the sea]

LOL.

[OK]

The wifey reads Russian and would like to get the links to where you got these stories. She didn't see them on the sites she reads.

We would appreciate if you could copy and paste the links.

Thanks.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

It seems the Yakuza wanted to make a fortune in the Commodities Market, AND, while they were at it, pay back the United States for Hiroshima.

No, they wanted to sell more Pokemon cards....

[maica]

Looks like the Russians have their edition of "Weekly World News"

[DogBarkTree]

I'd give it less than a week before Howard Dean picks up on this. He'll say it's the Republicans ethnic cleansing, not Japanese mafia payback.

[fatteddy]

what a einstein..........

[genefromjersey]

http://english.pravda.ru/

http://www.regnum.ru/english/

http://en.rian.ru/

http://www.mosnews.com/

http://www.kommersant.com/

[FReepaholic]

...Meteorologist Scott Stevens , who is Weather Anchor for NBC News Channel 6 in Idaho, claims Japanese Yakuza gangsters used KGB-invented electromagnetic storm generators , broadcasting signals from ground-based microwave transmitters to create Hurricane Katrina, and to steer it into the Louisiana/Mississippi Gulf region. ...

Here is his WEBSITE

[OK]

Thank you.