[N. Theknow]

"Vertically challenged" implies weakness. This will never do. Therefore... midgets must be vertically empowered.

But wouldn't it require a government agency to vertically empower midgets and establish guidelines for meeting quotas to see that all midgets of race, religion, gender and/or sexual identity were equally empowered?

[melt]

You're absolutely correct. We'll find ourselves dwarfed by the bureaucracy.

BTW, I'm practicing different colors for emphasis.