In my defense, THE SAILOR STARTED IT.
He started it on Sunday morning when he woke me up with the Texas Longhorns fight song. Grrrr....
I got even by serving him scarlet colored (almost scarlet colored) scrambled eggs later in the morning.
BWAAAHAAAHAAA! Are ya ready for him to go back out to sea yet? :o) Ya might be by the time this weekend is over!
Red scrambled eggs--that's gotta be yukky looking! Blech!