[metesky]

I can tell by the feel of the pack that you're trying to give me Marlboros. (Lights one) Ah, Marlboro Mediums.

Yes sir, a commonsewer such as myself don't need no damn sight anyway.

But could you be so kind as to point me in the direction of the urinal? I don't want to ruin JimRob's new carpet.

[Stoat]

But could you be so kind as to point me in the direction of the urinal? I don't want to ruin JimRob's new carpet

Here, I'll have one of our friendly 'Thread Hostesses" show you the way.   Just take her hand and everything will be just fine.