[Stoat]

But could you be so kind as to point me in the direction of the urinal? I don't want to ruin JimRob's new carpet

Here, I'll have one of our friendly 'Thread Hostesses" show you the way.   Just take her hand and everything will be just fine.

 

[AngelesCrestHighway]

She can thread my hostess twinky anyday!...Thanks for the picture of sanity amongst the gay street walkers.....

[metesky]

I just want to take a leak. I'm old and that looks like I could get seriously hurt!