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1 posted on 09/05/2005 7:32:10 PM PDT by Jacob Kell
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To: Jacob Kell

Given the chance, I'd ask Ms. Johnson if she had a problem reading and comprehending the Free Exercise Clause of the First Amendment. Actually, I'd prefer to tell her to get buggered, but I think the other thing would serve the purpose just as well.


94 posted on 09/05/2005 8:29:22 PM PDT by RichInOC ("The coffee is strong at Cafe du Monde, the doughnuts are too hot to touch..." Save the Big Greasy!)
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Also Bush should completely stop all of the churches and religious charaties from helping, give all the money back, and you know what... I think we have to have Senate hearings on how they were ever allowed to get this far in the first place. /moonbat-hat


96 posted on 09/05/2005 8:39:54 PM PDT by FreedomNeocon (I'm in no Al-Samood for this Sheiite.)
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They demand that everyone pretends to be atheist in order to please their fanatic tiny minority of people. Leaving God out of government would be the same by implication as saying that God does not exist. If we vote in an atheist he/she can leave God out. We haven't voted in any avowed atheist because America votes for the whole person when we vote and we haven't wanted to vote in an avowed atheist yet.

If they keep getting their way soon America will not recognize God and they will have their way. Without God's protection we are open to vast calamity. To the extent we have left Him we have been judged. The plain truth is that we need His protection. Without it we are doomed.

99 posted on 09/05/2005 8:46:55 PM PDT by Bellflower (A new day is Coming!)
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he should tell them to "go to hell"


101 posted on 09/05/2005 8:51:41 PM PDT by kpp_kpp
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The God-forsaking pinhead in question better go warm up his time machine, so he can prevent Nixon, Truman, Roosevelt, Lincoln and George Washington from urging America to pray.

Isn't it odd how bloody smart we are today? Not one of the Founding Fathers, including Mr. Thomas Jefferson, Saint of the Left, ever objected to prayers starting Congress, or prayers starting the Supreme Court, or children learning how to read and write from prayerbooks and the McGuffy Reader, which used Scripture to teach the same basic skills. None of the Founders ever did anything to suggest that prayer and Scripture in the schools or the government was wrong. But this gentleman of questionable intelligence is SOOOOO much smarter than they are, that he can reverse-engineer the Constitution so it proves something that would have sounded like the most abject nonsense to everyone who put their names to the Declaration, or worked to create the Constitution.

He should thank the God he wants to banish from our shores that those brave men created a country where this kind of bull pucky is given twelve lines in a newspaper. Bonehead!

103 posted on 09/05/2005 8:52:59 PM PDT by 50sDad (Star Trek Tri-D Chess: http://my.ohio.voyager.net/~abartmes/tactical.htm)
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Ask her that question after she goes through a cat 4 hurricane and 10 foot floods of a toxic brew.


106 posted on 09/05/2005 8:58:30 PM PDT by CajunConservative ("Dems can bus people to the polls but can't bus them out of danger to save their lives.")
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One entry found for religion.
Main Entry: re·li·gion
Pronunciation: ri-'li-j&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English religioun, from Latin religion-, religio supernatural constraint, sanction, religious practice, perhaps from religare to restrain, tie back -- 4 : a cause, principle, or system of beliefs held to with ardor and faith


This is from Merriam Webster. I thought I heard recently that atheism was declared a religion. I could be wrong so someone help me here. Nevertheless, atheism is a set of beliefs. It is just a set that choses not to believe in God so it should technically qualifies as a religion. In which case, eliminating God from public life is an endorsement of a religion. Now what?


112 posted on 09/05/2005 9:12:37 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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Ok, I just heard a great joke from a freeper I love that is appropriate for this thread!

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.

What majestic trees!

What powerful rivers!

What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out.

The sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."


113 posted on 09/05/2005 9:15:30 PM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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The Atheist Taliban enforcing their religion on the rest of America.


115 posted on 09/05/2005 9:21:13 PM PDT by TheDon (The Democratic Party is the party of TREASON!)
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There is nothing more annoying than a born again athiest.


116 posted on 09/05/2005 9:22:38 PM PDT by rwilson99 (South Park (R)
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She's just proven she's wrong about at least 2 things...


127 posted on 09/05/2005 9:42:41 PM PDT by Iscool
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i find that the American Atheists (the organisation) does not represent the thoughts of most Atheists i have ever known. They do seem to spend quite a bit of time and resources making ridicle of something they profess not to believe.


128 posted on 09/05/2005 9:51:47 PM PDT by Calvinist_Dark_Lord (I have come here to kick @$$ and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta bubblegum! ~Roddy Piper)
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I think you all missed the funniest part. The bottom of the article says

"Those wishing to contribute to hurricane relief efforts can donate to the Salvation Army online or by calling 1-800-725-2769. Red Cross donations can be made online or by calling 1-800-435-7669."

Hmmm ... no athiests?


134 posted on 09/06/2005 2:27:46 AM PDT by TheSpaceCoyote
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Are they organizing relief efforts? Are they pulling people in? Nuff Said.
137 posted on 09/06/2005 3:14:48 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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What do you guys think of this?

It would be easy to say this is idiotic (because it is).

But, as I have always said to people who would call themselves atheists: "You don't think God exists? For your sake, you'd better be right."

141 posted on 09/06/2005 10:44:10 AM PDT by Houmatt (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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