I am ordering everyone to evacuate the city. If you are elderlu, sick, or unable to walk to a shelter, please bring your own schoolbus. Ours are worth too much money to risk damaging them.
Them busses ere fur lookin at, and fishin from. Not for evake8tin in.
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Only for the INSURANCE claims...unless they are designed to be submarines as well!
Haven't you heard? Nagin didn't use the schoolbuses to evacuate the poor of New Orleans because "they don't have toilets." Think of the 80% of the New Orleans residents who drove out of town in their toiletless automobiles.
"Ours are worth too much money to risk damaging them."
Riiight! We are all just sooooo convinced those buses have a higher value because of their recent deep cleaning. There is nothing quite like 3 to 4 feet of nice organic river water to wash away all the problems to which school buses are prone.