You are so right -- the events recently have been astounding. Been sitting here shaking my head tonight after everything else that has happened.
I know. I'm thinking about sending the following message to the White House -
Dear Karl;
I just wanted you to know that I really appreciate all the hard work you're doing keeping the profits rolling in at Halliburton and making sure the blacks stay under our heels, but I think you're kind of overdoing it now. My head's starting to hurt trying to keep up with what's supposed to distract from what.
I'll admit the hurricane was a very inspired idea, even if those pesky blacks foiled the plan by eating corpses to stay alive. But still, it gave Big Oil an excuse to jack up the prices again, and Halliburton got yet anothert fat reconstruction contract, so two out of thee ain't bad, I guess.
But offing the Chief Justice really reeks of overkill, if you'll pardon the pun. Cindy Sheehan was already fading into obscurity thanks to the hurricane (BTW, can I borrow the machine next weekend? I think I figured out how to tweak it so the next hurricane won't miss Broward County, and I've been itching to give that place an enema for the longest time), so it really was just a bit much, and Rehnquist seemed like a nice guy. Oh, and a word of advice - get rid of the pillow before you're seen sneaking out of the house next time, okay? It just looks better for all of us.
FRegards;
CFC_VRWC