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God said something like, "I couldn't send the air conditioned bus because they were already in use doing (some good deed), but I sent a school bus! Why didn't you use it?!"

It goes like this: A huge storm was approaching and a neighbor said to the guy, we are leaving the town come with us. He said no, God is taking care of me.
The wind increased and the police came by and urged him to get out of town. No God will protect me. Water start rising and a row boat came by and said get into the boat. No God is taking care of me. Water raised to the roof and a helicopter came by, but again he said God will save me. After he drowned and went to Heaven he complained and said to God; why didn't you saved me? God said I sent neighbors, I sent police, I sent a row boat, I sent a helicopter, what else do you expect me to do???

Boy, we could really get alot of mileage out of this one.

God, why did you let me live in the filth of the Superdome?