[flashbunny]

Maybe ted can donate his hairpiece to the survivors...they can burn it to keep warm.

[HockeyPop]

priceless !

[Captainpaintball]

...Maybe ted can donate his hairpiece to the survivors...they can burn it to keep warm.

That hair piece is actually a living alien organism from another galaxy that has symbiotically bonded to Ted's head and controls all his functions. To remove it would mean certain death to the host organism...not that there's anything wrong with that!