[Ichneumon]

i'm pretty sure we share about 98% with an earthworm.

And I'm certain that you're 100% wrong in that.

This is what you get when the financial times reports biology.

Actually, the article is accurate.

[Flightdeck]

"Actually, the article is accurate."

My point wasn't that they were inaccurate, dickhead. It was that a chimp having 95% DNA match is neither surprising, nor big news considering how close dozens of species are to us.