To: Just mythoughts
Scientists who study the extinct creatures that once roamed the Earth are called paleontologists. If you were to watch a paleontologist at work, you would probably see him on his hands and knees, methodically and painstakingly examining the surface of the ground. This is because he is looking for fossils, or else he has lost a contact lens. A fossil is any trace left behind by a living thing. Usually the term refers to mineralized bones, but it can also include teeth, eggs, footprints and unpaid phone bills. By careful analysis, paleontologists can often reconstruct an entire animal from just a tiny fragment of bone. (below) This is from Tom Weller's Science Made Stupid, one of the funniest books ever written.
53 posted on
08/31/2005 4:01:39 PM PDT by
Shazbot29
(Light a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day; light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life)
To: Shazbot29
REQUIRED NOTICE: This account meets the statutory and regulatory requirements of all U.S. state, county and municipal school boards and districts for works dealing with the origins of man and is warranted to be suitable for use as a teaching tool in accordance with the Guidlines for De Facto Ideological Uniformity of the American Textbook Publishers Association.
57 posted on
08/31/2005 4:20:59 PM PDT by
js1138
(Great is the power of steady misrepresentation.)
To: Shazbot29
Thank you very much, and it is very funny.
To: Shazbot29
Of course; there is the Calvin-a-saurus
69 posted on
09/01/2005 12:59:36 PM PDT by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going....)
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