Posted on 08/30/2005 6:29:24 PM PDT by pabianice
THE HURRICANE that struck Louisiana yesterday was nicknamed Katrina by the National Weather Service. Its real name is global warming.
When the year began with a two-foot snowfall in Los Angeles, the cause was global warming.
When 124-mile-an-hour winds shut down nuclear plants in Scandinavia and cut power to hundreds of thousands of people in Ireland and the United Kingdom, the driver was global warming.
When a severe drought in the Midwest dropped water levels in the Missouri River to their lowest on record earlier this summer, the reason was global warming.
In July, when the worst drought on record triggered wildfires in Spain and Portugal and left water levels in France at their lowest in 30 years, the explanation was global warming.
When a lethal heat wave in Arizona kept temperatures above 110 degrees and killed more than 20 people in one week, the culprit was global warming...
(Excerpt) Read more at boston.com ...
This is satire -- right?
I was here in L.A. and if it had snowed TWO FEET I would have noticed it.
"When I write my articles, the culprit are the voices in my head."
Where does he get his info from, Scrappleface?
It's like listening to a Scientologist go on and on about body thetans.
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Vanden Heuvel
It's Climate Change, now.
Can't miss with that one, LOL!
Shouldn't this post be accompanied by a Barf Alert ?
To all Scientist(or wantabe scientist reporters)_ that Claim this is global warming at work.
Give some concert proof. show me your scientific studies that show this is cause by global warming....
I am a pretty smart guy I think I can figure out all the scientific junk....
If you cannot prove it then you are no better then a propaganda artist that believes that if you repeat someting enough it will become the truth.
When George Bush won in 2000 it was global warming. When he won again in 2004, it was global warming.
When the girl in Arruba dissappeared, the cause: global warming.
Michael Jackson got away with it. Yep, global warming.
You can't find a job? You know it is because of global warming. Your sister knocked up? global warming.
Bombs in London? Global warming.
You feel bad today? Go the sniffles? Global warming.
And who causes global warming?
GEORGE BUSH!!!!!!!!! IT IS AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL HIIIIISSSSSSSSS FAULT!!!!!
Yeah... now that you mention it, I live in Hollywood and that two-foot snowfall somehow missed my area. I didn't see a single snowflake. How odd.
So far, the leftwing nutcases claiming that it was global warming seem to outnumber the rightwing nutcases who say it is the judgment of God.
My question is this: Haven't we had hurricanes before? I seem to recall that we have had them.
Haven't the most respected of the global warming scientists contended that global warming would melt the polar ice caps (at least to some degree) COOLING the oceans, resulting in FEWER, LESS SEVERE hurricanes???? I mean, geesh, they can't even get their own "science" straight.
Speak for yourself, Pal ...... (MSM idiot)
So quick the Dems' are to attack, all with the same talking point, even before families can bury their dead. Disgusting.
You think this article is bad? Check out this one written by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. The headline will make you very angry.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1473705/posts
For one day this week there was an extra "i" in Mississippi and it had "Katr na" around it.
COO COO!, COO COO!
Stop the madness!
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