[Physicist]

Weird. In the football game last night, one of the players had to leave with a neck injury. So they took him from Ford Field in Detroit to Henry Ford hospital. And the ambulance? It was a Ford.

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Weird. In the football game last night, one of the players had to leave with a neck injury. So they took him from Ford Field in Detroit to Henry Ford hospital. And the ambulance? It was a Ford.

Say it isn't so! An injured guy goes from Ford Field to Ford Hospital in a vehicle whose manufacturer's name is acryonum for "Fix or Repair Daily"? Why, the odds of that must be astronomical! This is clear proof that an advanced but imperceiveable "intelligence" with an inclination toward irony is overseeing the dispatch of rescue vehicles! We must immediately get out our crystal balls and ouija boards to investigate this mystical phenomona!