They are probably lined up at the Trademark Office as we speak.
Take on medium sized dirty ashtray (at least three butts)
In shaker can mix:
butts and ashes
three quarter ounce cheap vodka
Ounce and half Myer's Dark Rum
One ounce Bacardi Silver
Half ounce Grenadine
Juice of one lime and one lemon
two tablespoons of granulated sugar
A dash of Orange Flower water
A drop of Mango bitters
Shake ingredients with one ice cube and strain into dirty ashtray.
Enjoy!