Take on medium sized dirty ashtray (at least three butts)
In shaker can mix:
butts and ashes
three quarter ounce cheap vodka
Ounce and half Myer's Dark Rum
One ounce Bacardi Silver
Half ounce Grenadine
Juice of one lime and one lemon
two tablespoons of granulated sugar
A dash of Orange Flower water
A drop of Mango bitters
Shake ingredients with one ice cube and strain into dirty ashtray.
Enjoy!
sounds like it would work great for Smokers who find themselves stuck in a non-smoking bar.
Don't forget the greasy pork sandwich!