[Iowa Granny]

even worse for those of you in Iowa: Des Moines means: "of the monks".

Trust me. There are no Monks in Des Moines. Actually, it's quite the party town if you know the right people.

[MARTIAL MONK]

There are no Monks in Des Moines.

I spent a week there one day two years ago.

[ReignOfError]

Trust me. There are no Monks in Des Moines. Actually, it's quite the party town if you know the right people.

Any town is a party town if you know the right people. I think that's built by definition into the phrase "right people." I mean, even Salt Lake can be a wild time if you have the inside skinny on where to score some illicit caffeine.