[ReignOfError]

Trust me. There are no Monks in Des Moines. Actually, it's quite the party town if you know the right people.

Any town is a party town if you know the right people. I think that's built by definition into the phrase "right people." I mean, even Salt Lake can be a wild time if you have the inside skinny on where to score some illicit caffeine.

[ZOTnot]

....and in Salt Lake, ....score a cigarette of all things. HORRORS