Des Moines Iowa had a terrible flood back in '92 or '93.
What was it about Des Moines that incurred God's wrath?
The Satanic Green Bean Casserole. Straight from hell's pantry. ;)
The French name.
Yeah, that one sucked. I can state, with complete confidence, that computer monitors float. And a group of people in business suits that haven't showered in 5 days smell just as bad as those not is suits that haven't showered in 5 days.