Hewey Lewis and the News
I Want A New Drug
I want a new drug
One that won't make me sick
One that won't make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick
I want a new drug
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red
One that won't make you nervous
Wondering what to do
One to help you run
when Nigerians are chasing you.