Too much crack will do that to you!!
In the old days, we would call this a "bad acid trip".
Well, you don't want to be caught with dirty clothes when being pursued by Nigerians. Sounds like he's just fine.
So we have a talented idiot.
antelopes crouching in fields of purple tunafish
the dogs are chasing me
was it the brown tabs, or the red pills
i forget.....
Shoot! I was going to sign up for one of those Nigerian deals so I could make big money too! But I don't want to be chased by people with dogs, so I guess I'll pass. All that money gone to waste. Maybe I'll become a music producer instead.
Were the dogs poodles?
So thats how Boxer got her job.
Its time for the California Democratic party to run this guy for office.
Sounds like a good plan to me! The concerts are to be staged in the usual places...London, California, New York. We'll get MTV onboard and turn this thing into a real extravaganza. Then we'll put the concerts out on DVD and we'll sell some of the prime cuts to iTunes. Not to mention a real party backstage. Catered food and all the alcoholic beverages you can think of. A good time to be had by all. And it's all for a good cause - we are doing something for Africa. Yay!
Damn those vicious Nigerians!
That Nigerian Mafia is ruthless, just give them anything they ask for!
Somebody call Cindy Sheehan and tell her we found her soulmate.
Another fine exmple of Hollyweird intelligensia. All of us in fly over country better listen to him rather than think for ourselves.
Send him to Crawford!
Now, I never trust those Nigerians, but I just got a solid lead on some big bucks in Iraq. This is that Bush connection I was just talking about. As soon as I finish brewing up this fantastic mix of chemicals I discovered and have it for breakfast, I am going to contact Mr. Al-najjar. Don't any of you try to contact him before I do or I'll tell the Nigerian dog-men! Remember, they contacted ME due to my HONESTY and TRANSPERENCY. I'm not sure what "transperency" is but I know is it DAMN important to the Iraquis! Here is his letter for your perusal.
Dear Friend,
I am Mr. said Al-najjar, I am working in Economic Development and ForeignContract payment Operations Department, in the Central Bank of Iraq (CBI). My aim of writing you is to seek for your kindness assistance to allow
me quickly transfer the sum of US$15.million dollars, into your account.
It will interest you to know how this huge sum amount of funds came about.
About two days before the United State and British, bombing began, Saddam Hussein, ordered his youngest son, Qusay, to remove the sum of US$1.billion (£640 million) from the Central Bank of Iraq (CBI) The cash which was loaded on to three lorries.
That memorable day Qusay and a senior aide to the former president Saddam Hussein delivered the instruction in person to the bank,s governor of the Central Bank of Iraq (CBI). And the money was removed without proper official documentations. The money was not debited. It was just remove from the foreign reserve vault. This illegal withdrawer created opportunity for our staffs working in the foreign payments department. We hastingly remove from the vault the sum of US$75.million, which we shared among
ourselves working in the department, five in number. My share was US$10 million, the deal which was absolutely successfully, I am now seeking your help to allow me prepare transfer document in your Name to enable me transferred the
funds the security company holding it into your account, for futher investment.
I have agreed to offer you 25% of the funds for your assistance 5% is reserved for expenses 70% will be kept for your account for me. Note this transaction is risk free since it is assumed; Saddam Hussein was responsible for removing the funds.
I have formalized every necessary arrangement with regards to this transaction and the services of a legal firm will be employed by me to see to the legal transfer of the fund to your nominated account.
What I needed now is your HONESTY and TRANSPERENCY Please I need conviction and assurance of TRUST from you. Of course, you can see the reasons for this, is that, it involves a huge sum of money and I have not deal with you in anyway
before.
If I am convinced and with your declaration of interest in this deal, then I will tell you the procedures to follow and with other vital information, Kindly contactme through the above email.
For the security of this transaction, I do hereby implore you to treat and maintain it with the absolute confidentiality and secrecy it requires to avoid exposing our intentions, there by jeopardizing this project.
Thanks and remain blessed.
Looking forward to your urgent response.
Best Regard
Mr. said Al-najjar