They will buy anything obviously. If they want to reduce cellulite they could stop stuffing their faces and exercise. I guess that's a little too simple for them. Status symbol, one dumb*ss does something and they think they all should do it.
Masai Barefoot Technology footwear transforms normal level surfaces into a soft and uneven surface (like walking barefoot on irregular natural surfaces such as dirt and sand), creating a challenging new "terrain" that greatly improves gait and posture. The unique multi-layerd [sic] construction transforms normal level walking surfaces, and thereby stimulating the muscles of the lower extremities.
Since most of us walk with our bodies behind our center of gravity, hamstrings, buttocks, inner/outer thigh and abdominal muscles have atrophied as a result. To conteract this, the Swiss inventor devised a means to render walking as inefficient as possible (and outright difficult). Users of MBT equipment will initially experience fatigue and muscle soreness in the feet, ankles, calfs, hamstrings, upper and inner thighs, stomach and back (brings to mind Cruel Shoes - as advertised by Dan Acroyd - fad from a few years back). For extra effect wear your MBTs on uneven surfaces such as dirt, gravel, and sand.
For a mere $125 a piece you too can strap an exercise program to each of your feet. Each pair come complete with an instructional CD familiarizing you on the proper operatoin of your shoes.
Do you have that pic of Rev. Al Sharpton sitting the beauty salon getting his hair "done"? If so, wouldn't it be funny to put it beside the one of Sheehan getting her hair cut? Suggested caption: Two of a kind. ;op